I am a nerd. I have no idea what the culture of today's youth is like. I just found out the word "own" is spelled "pwn." What, are we going to stop using vowels now?
So anyway, here's my question... when did attributing bizzare supernatural powers to Chuck Norris become a "thing?" Is it an old fad begun back when Chuck was dropkicking windshields on Walker, Texas Ranger or is this some madcap craze of today's youth? Because I have never seen this before and have just chuckled my hindquarters into oblivion.
I'm talking about...
"When God takes acid...he sees Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris always sleeps with the light on, not because he's afraid of the dark...but the dark is afraid of him"
"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe."
"Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved."