Things heard in passing, Random conversations |
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Things heard in passing, Random conversations |
 Jul 13 2011, 09:57 PM
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 Postmodern Punditeer  Group: Full Member Posts: 4,960 Joined: 2-March 05 Member No.: 24  |
Scene: Middle aged couple passing me by in a drug store isle while I stand in the contact lense solution area, he in khaki shorts with a burgundy plaid shirt tucked in, she in a light blue summer print dress with a straw sunhat on. He: "Why am I always the retard ... the retard ... always me?" She: "Why indeed." He: Sighs and stands still She: Walks away -------------------- "It's not how many times you draw breath that counts in a lifetime, but how many time something takes your breath away."
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Jul 13 2011, 11:19 PM
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This member has left Gaudiya Repercussions. Group: Former Members Posts: 2,922 Joined: 18-February 07 Member No.: 712 |
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Number of downloads: 0Kelvingrove park, Glasgow: Four teenagers - two girls two boys: One boy says: He's dating her with the see through teeth, again. Girl (in surprised tone): See through teeth? Other boy: Yeah, you can see right through them... -------------------- |
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 Jul 14 2011, 12:38 AM
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 Ladybug Fairy Godmother Group: Full Member Posts: 237 Joined: 20-July 08 From: bumblef*ck Member No.: 1,591 Transcendental Baker |
In the school office where my step daughter went to school:
teenager: I'm here because my mom is picking me up early. office person: What's your mother's name? teenager: Susan office person: What's her last name? teenager: I don't know. office person: What do you mean you don't know? teenager: Well, I have 3 siblings and we all have different last names because we all have different dads, so I don't know what her last name is.... office person: Ok, I've heard enough... This was a real conversation!!! I forgot her mom's real first name though. |
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Jul 14 2011, 05:54 AM
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 Sage Group: Full Member Posts: 1,017 Joined: 7-September 05 Member No.: 143 annihalator of miscreants |
QUOTE (PandaPaws @ Jul 14 2011, 06:23 AM)  In the school office where my step daughter went to school: teenager: I'm here because my mom is picking me up early. office person: What's your mother's name? teenager: Susan office person: What's her last name? teenager: I don't know. office person: What do you mean you don't know? teenager: Well, I have 3 siblings and we all have different last names because we all have different dads, so I don't know what her last name is.... office person: Ok, I've heard enough... This was a real conversation!!! I forgot her mom's real first name though. Well the mothers last name was probably the name of her husband, unless she decided to keep her maiden name. -------------------- I am everybody...and everyone that I know is me...and everyone that I know...won't see....I could have been a dreamer...I could have been a shooting star...I always could have been a dreamer...'cause dreams are who we are...~ Ronnie James Dio (R.I.P. 2010)
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Jul 17 2011, 01:47 AM
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Ladybug Fairy Godmother Group: Full Member Posts: 237 Joined: 20-July 08 From: bumblef*ck Member No.: 1,591 Transcendental Baker |
QUOTE (kalki @ Jul 14 2011, 01:54 AM) QUOTE (PandaPaws @ Jul 14 2011, 06:23 AM) In the school office where my step daughter went to school: teenager: I'm here because my mom is picking me up early. office person: What's your mother's name? teenager: Susan office person: What's her last name? teenager: I don't know. office person: What do you mean you don't know? teenager: Well, I have 3 siblings and we all have different last names because we all have different dads, so I don't know what her last name is.... office person: Ok, I've heard enough... This was a real conversation!!! I forgot her mom's real first name though. Well the mothers last name was probably the name of her husband, unless she decided to keep her maiden name. Not all mothers have husbands... |
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Jul 18 2011, 10:41 PM
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Postmodern Punditeer Group: Full Member Posts: 4,960 Joined: 2-March 05 Member No.: 24 |
I really like the quotes you heard in passing Aranesque and Panda Paws, makes any given moment a short story that makes you stop and wonder.
-------------------- "It's not how many times you draw breath that counts in a lifetime, but how many time something takes your breath away."
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Jul 19 2011, 01:58 PM
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 gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"I love you." meta
"You better." Panda Paws --------------------  |
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Jul 19 2011, 01:59 PM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"I love you." kalisurfer
"Ok." Bhakti -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2011, 10:36 PM
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Postmodern Punditeer Group: Full Member Posts: 4,960 Joined: 2-March 05 Member No.: 24 |
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Number of downloads: 0• • • • • While walking the dog next to the bike trail, I overheard this from two bicyclist passing, both in colorful Tour de France logo ridden bike gear ... • Bicyclist 1: "I will never go through virtual castration again, screw Rome!" Bicyclist 2: "Amen!" • -------------------- "It's not how many times you draw breath that counts in a lifetime, but how many time something takes your breath away."
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Jul 20 2011, 12:31 PM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"I love you." meta
"What is the standard butterfat ratio in whole milk?" Panda Paws -------------------- |
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Jul 20 2011, 12:34 PM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"I love you." kalisurfer
"Organically korrect." Bhakti -------------------- |
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Jul 20 2011, 12:35 PM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"Ich liebe dich." ePiTaa
"Their is only love between the Supreme Entity and his parts and parcels." Dhyana circa 1990 when Dhyana was really fixed up -------------------- |
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Jul 20 2011, 01:38 PM
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mellow dendrite Group: Full Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: 16-October 05 From: Broca's area Member No.: 165 recursive fluff event |
QUOTE (babu @ Jul 20 2011, 02:35 PM) "Ich liebe dich." ePiTaa "Their is only love between the Supreme Entity and his parts and parcels." Dhyana circa 1990 when Dhyana was really fixed up Therefore I told dhy: "You are a lovely parcel!" 
-------------------- In this endeavor there is no loss of ammunition (Gita 2.40).
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Jul 20 2011, 07:40 PM
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 Pundit? Group: Full Member Posts: 5,503 Joined: 2-March 05 From: Sweden Member No.: 6 Irregular Member |
"I love you" -- Babu
"Yeah, yeah... just come closer..." -- Venus flytrap -------------------- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. (Einstein)
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Jul 20 2011, 08:49 PM
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Postmodern Punditeer Group: Full Member Posts: 4,960 Joined: 2-March 05 Member No.: 24 |
Mabu: "Did you know that 2 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea?"
Babu: "Holy Hubajingie, then that means the other 3 must enjoy it." -------------------- "It's not how many times you draw breath that counts in a lifetime, but how many time something takes your breath away."
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Jul 21 2011, 01:10 AM
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 This member has left Gaudiya Repercussions. Group: Full Member Posts: 4,534 Joined: 2-March 05 From: Alpine Bhaktivedanta Ashrama N.E. USA Member No.: 13 meta reshaped by LAWYER |
QUOTE (Dhyana @ Jul 20 2011, 03:40 PM) "I love you" -- Babu "Yeah, yeah... just come closer..." -- Venus flytrap ' You can be so spicy sometimes Dhyana 
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Jul 22 2011, 11:57 AM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"Of all the Indian philosophy, food and drink that I have experienced, my favorite is India Pale Ale." meta
"You can have all the beer you want, just don't go around saying you want to be a cow next lifetime. That stuff really weirds me out." Pands Paws -------------------- |
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Jul 22 2011, 03:38 PM
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This member has left Gaudiya Repercussions. Group: Former Members Posts: 2,922 Joined: 18-February 07 Member No.: 712 |
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Number of downloads: 0 Two days ago, in the park: Group of tired women joggers, now strolling; one is speaking: "He used to be quite normal, but now his jaws are like this" - she indicates with her cheeks and hands the abnormal size of his face. "They're farmers now, that's probably it. Everything they eat is like mashed potatoes." -------------------- |
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Jul 22 2011, 06:21 PM
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Ladybug Fairy Godmother Group: Full Member Posts: 237 Joined: 20-July 08 From: bumblef*ck Member No.: 1,591 Transcendental Baker |
QUOTE (babu @ Jul 22 2011, 07:57 AM) "Of all the Indian philosophy, food and drink that I have experienced, my favorite is India Pale Ale." meta "You can have all the beer you want, just don't go around saying you want to be a cow next lifetime. That stuff really weirds me out." Pands Paws  
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Jul 25 2011, 12:29 PM
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gaydiva vaisnava Group: Full Member Posts: 5,392 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 32 let's create a new God |
"Oh courageous and fearless vaisnava father, can you please not inform my friends of Krishna and the philosophy when they come over." meta's teenage daughter
"Yes oh highly devoted daughter." meta "And that means not proclaiming the glories of cows" meta's teenage daughter "Well, then I guess there will be no ice cream, a cow by-product." meta "Ok, you can talk just a little about cows but please no information on the medicinal qualities of cow urine and dung. That is just so embarrassing." meta's teenage daughter "Teenagers should know of dung poultice applications to zits as more effective than any commercial drugs and that's not bull shit. I mean it is bull shit." meta -------------------- |
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