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Demons from the 8th Dimension, Crowley Pi and the Last Line of Defense
Ananda
post Dec 12 2010, 11:50 AM
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I would like to examine the spiritual concept of demons from the 8th dimension. They're coming through the doors, they're coming through the floor, they're coming through the TV screen, there's always more and more and more...


- Crowley Pi & Demons from the 8th Dimension -
Here's the tightest team I could assemble at such short notice for battling them demons: Mr. Pi, Buckaroo Banzai, Crank and Dr. Who, taking on the entities to the memorable neurotic beat of Suhotra Swami and Harry Kirschner's Private Eye of Devotion.


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post Dec 12 2010, 12:09 PM
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that is very good, 2.0, very good!


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post Dec 12 2010, 12:28 PM
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post Dec 12 2010, 12:29 PM
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Progressive goodness 2.0 prompts for tag cloud platform syndications. For the delightenment of the Transcendental Technocrat, who reclines in the Ocean of Tags (tagarnava) on his seventy-seven headed canape of cosmic Network Cablesnake (hail CAT-108a who hold the servers in orbits), hereby recited to augment the fame in the three top-level domain systems.

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madness tributes "old movies" crank pi buckaroo banzai "dr who" suhotra swami demons eighth dimension remix scifi classics horror lunacy meltdown "crazy wisdom" "fan fiction" illuminati reptilians hindus

This practice of syndikirtana is taken up by all intelligent classes men in this degraded age of Kali-yuga, where everything is a growing pool of chaos and entropy owing to a poor fund of tagging and syndication, in order to attain the supreme summit of salvation at the original fountainhead databases at the feet of the servering head of the highest personality god, free from latency and the ineffable influence of syntax error.

Always remember to intonate in proper proportion to syndicated "svara" volume to ensure lack of inadvertent resulting lacks of ensurances over the possible sudden arrival of demons from the eighth dimension at great velocity. Svaha; just chant the tags diligently, and it'll be alright. Otherwise, you may end up cultivating the culture of the dark nescience of the /dev/null destination. Otherwise, we recommend division by zero as a last resort measure.

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post Dec 12 2010, 02:53 PM
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QUOTE (Ananda @ Dec 12 2010, 01:29 PM) *
Progressive goodness 2.0 prompts for tag cloud platform syndications. For the delightenment of the Transcendental Technocrat, who reclines in an ocean of tags on his seventy-seven headed canape of cosmic network-cablesnake (hail CAT-108a), hereby recited to augment the fame in the three top-level domain systems.

goodness, are we already at CAT-108? that must be beyond light-speed data transfer rates!
in any event, no matter how fast, they cannot passibly scratch the octagonal orthocrat.

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nothing is properly tagged or syndicated, in order to attain the supreme summit of salvation at the original fountainhead databases.

summit of salivation, I think must have been intended by the author, all commentators on the sacred text agree on this: salivation at the foundational power pada paramam padam sada, uninterrupted, unmotivated and always causeless, om nuke tat Sprachgefühl.
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Always remember to intonate in proper proportion to syndicated "svara" volume to ensure lack of inadvertent resulting lacks of ensurances over the possible sudden arrival of demons from the eighth dimension at great velocity. Svaha; just chant the tags diligently, and it'll be alright. Otherwise, you may end up in the dark nescience of /dev/null.

acha, VIP demon Vṛtrāsura was a such a one-one was he. He was invoked and intoned slightly wanky and instead of becoming a gorgeous demon he turned out a soft-cooked post modern couch accessory, like a cosmetic pouch pretending to be a high-powered laptop. Not good. Always get your svaras right or be assimilated by the software industry.


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post Dec 12 2010, 04:18 PM
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Fine job, Ananda! Lithgow is always very funny.
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post Dec 12 2010, 06:07 PM
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QUOTE (Gerard @ Dec 12 2010, 05:18 PM) *
Fine job, Ananda! Lithgow is always very funny.


The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

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Neurosurgeon/Rock Star/Superhero Buckaroo has perfected the oscillation overthruster, which allows him to travel through solid matter by using the eighth dimension. The Red Lectroids from Planet 10 are after this device for their own evil ends, and it's up to Buckaroo and his band and crime-fighting team The Hong Kong Cavaliers to stop them.


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post Dec 12 2010, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE (ePiTau @ Dec 12 2010, 03:53 PM) *
goodness, are we already at CAT-108? that must be beyond light-speed data transfer rates! in any event, no matter how fast, they cannot passibly scratch the octagonal orthocrat.

108 is the ultimate speed of escalation, where 1 becomes 8 through the binary explosion of the zero mediatrix. These CAT-108 wiring patterns appear to also govern the octagonal segregat in his infinitude of expansions as the eight dalliant gopis and the remainder of his assorted symboladerie.


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summit of salivation, I think must have been intended by the author, all commentators on the sacred text agree on this: salivation at the foundational power pada paramam padam sada, uninterrupted, unmotivated and always causeless, om nuke tat Sprachgefühl.

Sumptuous and salient compositor sages know that by virtue of the inner sauron eye of wisdom, self-satisfying inquisitive sages will come to understand the natural locations of concealed deeper meanings under layers of apparent typography to obfuscate the sights of the ignorant masses, and therefore it finds no separate mention as a matter of necessary concealed stratagem.


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acha, VIP demon Vṛtrāsura was a such a one-one was he. He was invoked and intoned slightly wanky and instead of becoming a gorgeous demon he turned out a soft-cooked post modern couch accessory, like a cosmetic pouch pretending to be a high-powered laptop. Not good. Always get your svaras right or be assimilated by the software industry.

In particular, chief excellent incantators who persistently mix up their svaras are at risk of svarable software operations. One such syndicate has now been dislodged due to a poor fund of operational aptitude and recursive error persistence, or in other words due to their expertise in the art known as viparyāsaḥ by the scholarly; something I have svaraed over and sought to svara in ever-expanding abundance over the recent months. That, and the fact that their annals of scientific fiction have repeatedly confused the roles of Scotty and the Borg-Vorlon consortium, leading to substantial flight logistics complications.

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post Dec 13 2010, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE (Ananda @ Dec 12 2010, 11:43 PM) *
Sumptuous and salient compositor sages know that by virtue of the inner sauron eye of wisdom, self-satisfying inquisitive sages...

Huh? (Should I be offended or rather develop guilt feelings?) The matter will have to be investigated hands-on. Thanks for the heads up, Ananda. veildance.gif

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will come to understand the natural locations of concealed deeper meanings under layers of apparent typography to obfuscate the sights of the ignorant masses,

Elegant...

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and therefore it finds no separate mention as a matter of necessary concealed stratagem.

Lovely! Astutely ripped off, and dovetailed with no dearth of a true realization, that comes only through prolonged immersion in this ocean of crooked meanings.

Gawd Ananda, do you ever feel like you are a visitor from K-Pak?


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post Dec 14 2010, 02:56 AM
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QUOTE (Dhyana @ Dec 13 2010, 04:34 PM) *
Lovely! Astutely ripped off, and dovetailed with no dearth of a true realization, that comes only through prolonged immersion in this ocean of crooked meanings.

astutely rippavam āstikam | daiva-taile railiśāpanasya dharmam immersyāya crokbhyā-samudra-svimmaka svAmIti | itititi |


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Gawd Ananda, do you ever feel like you are a visitor from K-Pak?

God dammit the planet's name is K-Pax (as learned from my first gururu), and who would want to live in a place with so much tourism anyway. Even the earthlings are now interested; there are grave concerns over Finnish tourists in particular. I live in sphira-loka; take a right turn after the first nebula and head for the second star in the horizon. Nice and quiet, great scenery all around — no problemos as long as binary and ternary polarities remain stabilized.

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