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Paganini Teenie ...
post Jun 15 2009, 04:46 AM
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Familial Reticulation


Uncertain he lay,
not an egg but,
in wait.

For his Inlaws
were outlaws
in chickens minds.

Garbled: his future
awaited
feather free woo--woo, cluck-cluck

Get with it.
All you weasels:
climb under that rock

The Poultry Party
has only just
begun


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post Jun 15 2009, 06:00 AM
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This is no time for paltry poultry.

Have you ever tried the drawing the line and putting the chickens head down hypnotize thing?

When was the last time you saw a cow attack and eat another cow? Please, no in-law sniping - too easy.


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post Jun 15 2009, 06:48 AM
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When was the last time you saw a cow attack and eat another cow?


Hi Homer!

Good question, I haven't - I haven't seen a cow in yonks now that you mention it, but I've seen lots of chickens fighting down here at the local tavern. Vicious little critters.

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p.s. If you're tiring of it, just think how ol' Tony and Jo feel, they were just a little hungry - ages ago.


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post Jun 15 2009, 06:49 AM
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QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 15 2009, 04:00 PM) *
no in-law sniping - too easy.


Well you should know better than anyone I guess?


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"Heaven has appointed me to rule all the nations, for hitherto there has been no order upon the steppes."
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“Why shouldn't the Moslems swear allegiance to the Emperor? They have to realize that the constantly hoped-for concrete manifestation of the Koran is precisely the Imperial Way.”
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post Jun 15 2009, 10:04 PM
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PTG, how long do you think you can fly with these poultry references poached from all manner of sources? There is such a thing as overkill. I know Homer's pretty hard-boiled but if it were me you were targeting, I would crack up. There are some grains of wisdom hidden in your comments but can you continue ad infinitum just plucking out snide comments and jokes? These are just cheep shots and there is a natural pecking order among the members on any forum. You had already carved out a role for yourself as a contentious chick here but this bird-brained scheme does not become you. Maybe you've been cooped up too long and have been driven to distraction - it appears to me that your frustration is manifesting itself in this basting of other members.

Of course I may be wrong in my evaluation of your intent which may have become scrambled in the process of on-line communication.

It's only fair (and I hope it doesn't lead to any bad blood between us) that I should tell you that my gut instinct is that my intervention may be to no avail as you seem determined to make a meal of it.


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post Jun 16 2009, 02:35 AM
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Adrija, you are a very funny chick.


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post Jun 16 2009, 07:20 PM
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Thanks, Homer. I mean, sometimes a joke gets tired.
I'd just like Teenie Genie to take stock but she's probably brooding.


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post Jun 16 2009, 07:55 PM
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I'm as paltry as poultry.

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Allen Ginsberg

"Heaven has appointed me to rule all the nations, for hitherto there has been no order upon the steppes."
Chingis Khan

“Why shouldn't the Moslems swear allegiance to the Emperor? They have to realize that the constantly hoped-for concrete manifestation of the Koran is precisely the Imperial Way.”
Shigeki Kando
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post Jun 16 2009, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE (Adrija @ Jun 17 2009, 03:20 AM) *
Thanks, Homer. I mean, sometimes a joke gets tired.
I'd just like Teenie Genie to take stock but she's probably brooding.


No worries. No one has run afowl, yet.

http://www.thedailytube.com/video/14239/do...-chicken-police


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post Jun 16 2009, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE (Paganini Teenie Genie @ Jun 15 2009, 02:48 PM) *
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QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 15 2009, 04:00 PM) *
When was the last time you saw a cow attack and eat another cow?


Hi Homer!

Good question, I haven't - I haven't seen a cow in yonks now that you mention it, but I've seen lots of chickens fighting down here at the local tavern. Vicious little critters.





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GM cows.

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post Jun 24 2009, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 16 2009, 06:44 PM) *
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GM cows.


GR has hired this company to patrol the venerable posts and threads of this grand site.

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post Jun 25 2009, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE (Kalisurfer @ Jun 25 2009, 07:01 AM) *
QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 16 2009, 06:44 PM) *
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GM cows.


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That dreadful movie Love Guru has a scene involving the same Chicken Patrol.


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post Jun 25 2009, 02:20 AM
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QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 25 2009, 11:07 AM) *
QUOTE (Kalisurfer @ Jun 25 2009, 07:01 AM) *
QUOTE (Homer @ Jun 16 2009, 06:44 PM) *
Attached File  Attack_Cow_attack_150.jpg ( 13.46K ) Number of downloads: 0


GM cows.


GR has hired this company to patrol the venerable posts and threads of this grand site.

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That dreadful movie Love Guru has a scene involving the same Chicken Patrol.



Dreadful Homer? But then you obviously chose to watch it...


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Allen Ginsberg

"Heaven has appointed me to rule all the nations, for hitherto there has been no order upon the steppes."
Chingis Khan

“Why shouldn't the Moslems swear allegiance to the Emperor? They have to realize that the constantly hoped-for concrete manifestation of the Koran is precisely the Imperial Way.”
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