Circus of Dreams, Adventures with Gladys & Andre Options

[Paganini Teenie ...]

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[Aranesque]

What do you do there, Paganini?

[Kalisurfer]

What do you do there, Paganini?

Is this not the safe haven, in case of nuclear fallout, a meteor hit, WWIII or the when the Ozone layer disappears, that Paganini will run GR and other various alternative media outlets with a razors edge (she also better have a copy of Gerards and your music collection too)?

[Gerard]

When the sun rises at the equinoxes the first ray comes in through the roof box in the facade - like in Newgrange. Thereupon the sunray strikes the back stone with the sun symbols, and I have it on good authority (guess who?) that PTG works there as a Keeper Of Time to oversee the entire operation.

[Paganini Teenie ...]

Listen Boys, I'd rather a bit of discretion regarding The Project. You're on pretty shaky ground here - watch it lads.

Incidentally I work from home, less trouble that way.

[Gerard]

Listen Boys, I'd rather a bit of discretion regarding The Project. You're on pretty shaky ground here - watch it lads.

Incidentally I work from home, less trouble that way.

Of course I know the project is very hush-hush, and mum is the word and all that, but when you put that photographic image here, I thought you had cleared that with 'you know who'. How could you do that? The indiscretion is entirely yours. And to think I had almost put a picture in of the back stone!

[Paganini Teenie ...]

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Listen Boys, I'd rather a bit of discretion regarding The Project. You're on pretty shaky ground here - watch it lads.

Incidentally I work from home, less trouble that way.

Of course I know the project is very hush-hush, and mum is the word and all that, but when you put that photographic image here, I thought you had cleared that with 'you know who'. How could you do that? The indiscretion is entirely yours. And to think I had almost put a picture in of the back stone!

Pipe down now, or I'll start telling everyone about last week.

Perhaps this will help to jolt your memory and encourage you to keep your bloody lip buttoned.


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Shoes on the other foot now, eh, Herr Bauer?

[Homer]

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Shoes on the other foot now, eh, Herr Bauer?

Pass me my hypodermic, my dear Watson....

[Gerard]

Pipe down now, or I'll start telling everyone about last week.

Perhaps this will help to jolt your memory and encourage you to keep your bloody lip buttoned.


Shoes on the other foot now, eh, Herr Bauer?

You know as well as I do that last week has nothing what-so-ever to do with your indiscretion yesterday. You must have thought, let's put this in an open forum, nobody sees this, it's only the Internet!

Of course I had to contact Gladys about this (for the people who also read this and are not connected to the project, I must say that Gladys is not to be trifled with) and she "said" that because this case has now gone off the track so much that we must discuss the matter at the appropriate offices - with all the appropriate forms to fill out, thank you very much! - or through the PM system.

And your feeble attempt to draw the attention away from yourself by trying to implicate Irene Adler and our dealings in Montenegro is beneath even you. You didn't mind being called Mrs Bauer then!

[metamorphosis]

Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato

some kind of secret code?

[Gerard]

Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato

some kind of secret code?

Don't worry Meta, this has nothing to do with the State, just PTG proving herself to be unsuited to be a Keeper Of Time. She will be informed to hand over her goggles. Andre has been trying them on for a while now and is ready to take over her duties. I happen to have taken a picture of Andre in new goggles the other day. There is nothing secret about this at all.

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[Kalisurfer]

Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato

some kind of secret code?

It's translation is such;

"Everything for the Tortoni, nothing outside the Tortoni, nothing against the Tortoni"
"Long live the Biscuit Tortoni State of Being"

[metamorphosis]

Happy i said some'n

[Kalisurfer]

Don't worry Meta, this has nothing to do with the State, just PTG proving herself to be unsuited to be Keeper Of Time. She will be informed to hand over her goggles. Andre has been trying them on for a while now and is ready to take over her duties. I happen to have taken a picture of Andre in new goggles the other day. There is nothing secret about this at all.

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Gerard, you have revealed the long held secret of GR mastership, rulership, kingdomship and all around moderationship, that to take the helm of this sailing forum-sailing ship, one must have access to the ancient Andre Seer Spectacles of Mystical Repercussions.

Tapati had scoured the world in search of these lost lunettes, and was able to find a small box that was hidden away in a musty attic in Prague, where an early 20th century explorer hid these lenses of mysticalhood from the invading Nazi’s hoards. Originally made by monks in Sri Lanka and lost for hundreds of years, these special specs of inner understanding toward regrouping from sinister world Isms, are able to give the wearer of these lenses the ability to see the beyond the ordinary by transcending the obvious skeptical intensity inherent in dialectical empiricism, new age hocus pocus and cultish religious fundamentalism.

The inner wisdom gifted upon these specs by the holy aubermenschen of Sari Lanka garner immediate see through the bull-shitism that becomes inherent in online forums, so PTG does indeed have a ways to go before actually claiming ownership of this forum, (though she has found the bunker) for without these monocles of mendacity, no overlord can tell the difference between veracity and mendacity, which is the basis of repercussion in the first place.

What you see in the end, is what you get, and Andre provided us with the vision!

Now the only question remains, does PTG have the worldly contacts to actually obtain a pair of Andre Seer Spectacles of Mystical Repercussions by diabolical means????

Stay Tuned ...

[Apres Laulyam]

Implicate Irene Adler? Hmmm, that tells me something. But I woon't be able to understand what it was telling me without the redoubtable interpretation of Kalisurfer. I'm still at the level of needing a secret decoder ring, for which I have sent in along with the required brown rice box-tops. What I like is PTG's use of the imperative, where the implied subject of the sentence is 'you', meaning the reader. I like that. It invites resistance, at the same time it commands the opposite.

Yeah, Irene Adler. The postal service here is slow, but I can wait.

[Brainiac]

What on earth are you all talking about?

[Kalisurfer]

What on earth are you all talking about?

Brainiac my friend, dear brother in the revolution for sanity and fairness, this is an historic watershed moment, it is a fight for the keys to the Circus of Dreams, where quantum ghosts hold no heed but create spooky action at a distance, a place where Andre and Irene meet but do not trade DNA … well for the moment anyway.

This is history in the making, this is the dawning of a new agelessness, where serendipity knows no bounds but plays along anyway in D-minor ... C what I Meanie?

... and it is only the beginning!

[Apres Laulyam]

Oh geez, I didn't know that was a qualification, it being on earth. Shoot. I thought we were talking about Paganini Teenie Genie's work place, and so just went with the thread. Irene Adler is the only woman to ever have confounded Sherlock Holmes. She appeared in 'Scandal in Bohemia'. You just have to follow the thread back to the very beginning, Brainiac, to see that PTG has been at play here. That's all. I think.

[Kalisurfer]

Yeah, Irene Adler. The postal service here is slow, but I can wait.

You must wait Apres, for you are the key, the one who will tell, the one who will know, the one who will finish the last chapter ... for you have the mark of the chosen one, or two or three ... you are ...
... our Irene!!!

[Paganini Teenie ...]

Pipe down now, or I'll start telling everyone about last week.

Perhaps this will help to jolt your memory and encourage you to keep your bloody lip buttoned.


Shoes on the other foot now, eh, Herr Bauer?

You know as well as I do that last week has nothing what-so-ever to do with your indiscretion yesterday. You must have thought, let's put this in an open forum, nobody sees this, it's only the Internet!

Of course I had to contact Gladys about this (for the people who also read this and are not connected to the project, I must say that Gladys is not to be trifled with) and she "said" that because this case has now gone off the track so much that we must discuss the matter at the appropriate offices - with all the appropriate forms to fill out, thank you very much! - or through the PM system.

And your feeble attempt to draw the attention away from yourself by trying to implicate Irene Adler and our dealings in Montenegro is beneath even you. You didn't mind being called Mrs Bauer then!

Irene Adler has been recruited by Moriarty, remember the diamonds, they are now in Zurich.

As for Andre, that dunderwhelp, he has been eliminated, I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. I left that death threat you sent him in his top pocket which proved to be very interesting to "The Panel".

Well I've got the goggles, and apart from their hideous odour, they fit my purposes quite nicely.

On the other side of your face is where you're going to be laughing. Bauer... Pah


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"Mrs Bauer" My Foot !