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Kalisurfer has been located and is doing well, He crawled into his computer and can be found on Facebook
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post Dec 18 2012, 09:57 PM
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Don't know if he wants to reveal his non-gaudiyarepercussions name so won't reveal it.

He has told me to tell everyone this:

"I give everyone my love. Even those I don't give my love, I give my love. My experiences at Gaudiyarepercussions have made me a better person. Some day I hope to understand how this is so." Kalisurfer


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post Dec 19 2012, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE (babu @ Dec 19 2012, 03:42 AM) *
Don't know if he wants to reveal his non-gaudiyarepercussions name so won't reveal it.

He has told me to tell everyone this:

"I give everyone my love. Even those I don't give my love, I give my love. My experiences at Gaudiyarepercussions have made me a better person. Some day I hope to understand how this is so." Kalisurfer



that was hella deep. it might take me a lifetime to contemplate the depth of meaning and lesson to be learned for my own self. jaya srila Kalisurfer prabhu, ki jaya!


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post Dec 27 2012, 02:46 AM
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Death is a strange experience,
for it takes so long to get to the resurrection,
much like being out of body and but still a projection,
post election, bodiless erection,
playing diddly do … told you so,
oh holy diver, survivor, nameless,
yet, still being called out...
…like the ghost of Christmas past,
without worry of a response,
so rejoice dear angels,
as the devil details—
all that is—
in play.



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post Dec 27 2012, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE (Kalisurfer @ Dec 27 2012, 08:31 AM) *


oh holy diver, survivor, nameless,
yet, still being called out...





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post Jan 12 2013, 06:19 PM
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Door bell rings.

“You made it. Let’s go out and get a bite to eat.” Greg
“Nice home!” Steve
“Betsy and I love our home. We have thought at times about leaving the area but we love our home so.” Greg

Greg and Steve go for a stroll through his neighborhood.

“Wow! Look at that, a head shop. I’ve haven’t been in one of those since the 70’s.” Steve
“Which is one of those little things of why Betsy and I are not so crazy about the neighborhood.” Greg
“Let‘s check it out.” Steve
“This place sure does sell lots of bath salt” Greg
“You don’t actually take a bath with them. You smoke it, kind of like giving your brain a bath.” Salesperson behind counter
“Now that is something I gotta try. My brain needs a bath and good.” Steve

Later on at a vegan restaurant…

“This food is good!” Steve
“And healthy.” Greg.
“My body needs healthy as I’ve been getting bit older and the nuts and bolts are getting a little rusty and its getting me down.” Steve
“You are not the body.” Greg
“Dah what?” Steve
“You are consciousness that pervades the body. Before the body, you were and after the body, you shall be. The body is just a vehicle for the soul so the soul can experience itself.” Greg
“How did you ever think that up?” Steve
“Actually its not a thought. Thinking happens from the misidentification with the body and hence the creation of the phantom self or ego of thinking you are the content of thought. This is about spirit. Aham Brahmasmi. I Am Brahman. But to be further true. This stuff doesn’t come from me but Betsy.” Greg
“Betsy thinks like that?” Steve
“Well, not really. She has a favorite stuffed animal that tells her all this stuff.” Greg
“And you think head shops are weird? I’ll stick to selling insurance.” Steve
“As Betsy says, anything outside of the peaceful heart exuding love is alien.” Greg
“My head is a full as my stomach. I’ll pass on dessert.” Steve

Later on back at Greg’s house as Steve and Greg take puffs of bath salts…

“You know Greg, did you ever think of putting rockets on the corners of your house so you could fly away to other neighborhoods?” Steve
“That could be done?” Greg
“Easy journey to other neighborhoods. I actually have quite a bit of experience at this as I used to set off bottle rockets when I was a kid.” Steve
“This would be so amazing.” Greg
“And I could even write up the insurance policy for you as your home would need it in case you hit someone else’s house.” Steve
“That’s why it good to have someone experienced cuz I never would of thought of that.” Greg

Kelsey, Greg and Betsy’s dog watching from his corner pillow, slowly and nervously gets up and wearily skulks off toward the bedroom.

“Woah, did you see that? That Black Forest chocolate cake can walk.” Steve

Gregs grabs some forks and together they dash off after the walking cake.

Hours later Betsy walks in the door and sees Greg and Steve looking a bit worn and tired laying about the living room.

“Where have you guys been, to the moon?” Betsy
“No, but we could there if you want.” Steve
“What are you guys talking about?” Betsy
“Steve and I went to the head shop and smoked some bath salts and we figured out how we could add propulsion to our home.” Greg
“You smoked bath salts from a head shop! Are you nuts? People have eaten their dog after smoking that stuff.” Betsy

Steve burps and some fur dangles out the corner of his mouth.

“What? You ate Kelsey?” Betsy shrieks in terror and runs off around house looking for Kelsey. Coming to the bedroom, Kelsey comes from under the bed and jumps in her arms. Greg and Steve are close behind.

“Ah, my cupcake, you are all right.” Betsy
“Cupcakes?” Steve

Kelsey snarls towards Greg and Steve. Strewn about the room is stuffing and fur of one of her many stuffed animals.

“Its ok Kelsey. You are not the body. Even if they did eat you, your spirit would go on. It was only a stuffed animal of mine that they ate.” Betsy

And Betsy looking to see what stuffed animal it was that got eaten saw that it was her favorite, the baboon upon which she wails
“baboo!”

“Don’t worry Betsy, baboo is not the body.” Steve
“No Steve, baboo is the body.” As Betsy readies to lunge at Steve then hears baboo as she often did,

“Before these elements came together in a sweat shop in China, I am
And at their dissolution and ingestion in the hands and stomach of Greg and Steve, I am.”
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post Jan 12 2013, 10:48 PM
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Oh baboo, this is immortal! Every line of it, every syllable!
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post Jan 29 2013, 07:18 PM
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Wow, the things I missed while held captive in Kandahar!!!

This was wonderful Babu,
I'll have to meet this Greg sometime,
and that Betsy sounds pretty hot,
plus perhaps my dog will like to play with Kelsey too!

Steve sounds like somebody I know,
but phew, that dude had some bad karma,
even though he did not believe in it.
Funny how that works!
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